Wednesday, February 18, 2009

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

Reading Sab's post here, i couldn't help but put this up.... a forward i received sometime back that got me cracking, i guess this should justify to a certain extent why men tend to have commitment issues, some at least..... This is something i guess what these ''some'' have to... commit to i guess.... *RPS been fired by women..... a certain rocket propelled shit*

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

8 comments:

  1. haha... a bit late dude... click here

    ;)

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  2. Meh.
    Echo Deecee =P

    Sadly, all of them might be scarily true. MIGHT, I said might! =P

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  3. muahaha! i did it first!! :P

    http://blackexists.wordpress.com/2009/02/15/decoding-your-woman/

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  4. Damn it! i'm low down the junk mail receivers food chain!! i need to move up....

    Dee, u too... :)

    Jer, all right all right... junk mail gets around fast i guess!

    Sab, we already know! ha ha

    Black, shame on you! not even changing the font when Plagiarizing.... :) ha ha

    Whack, we were wrong all along.... Homosexsuals are the luckiest bastards in the world.... Men need women with commitment issues and Women need men which don't! Those smart gay bughers have pulled a quick one on all straight-hood!!

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