Bachelor War Cry

May we make light of this night
While girls and boys mingle
Make love and care never to be single
Watch the earth revolve, the sun go down
Wrapped in a transparent silo called Love

The worlds a buffet of beautiful beings
Each adds flavor to this cocktail of lust
To Salads and Fruits, why simply settle?
Red meat to fresh pickle, choose IF you must

To you my brethren
Of this mighty Bachelor Clan
Please seek out this divine freedom plan
No calls to answer, no alibis to give
Vindication not needed, you can be your own man!

So on this night while the blind make merry
Let us rejoice the light, a good ol bachelor Life
Buy your own beer, Sing your own Song
I hereby invite thee to a drunken celebration, a bachelor bash tonight!

Date – 14th February
Time – 7 pm…?
Location – Consensus required