Chapter 3 : Hothead Responds

Continued from here.

He pressed the comm link button on the door. Willy slowly moved behind him.'Booo' Blue saidWhat they heard struck fear into their hearts like neither had ever experienced.

‘’Mokada Yako??’’…… The hothead’s retort popped a million questions into the less than average minds of poor Blue and will.

A few decades ago, when Viagra was neither invented nor required by will, he had majored in Archeology from the University of Colombo and the extra courses he took on the Sinhalese language left him with an in depth understanding of the origins of the Language. But he need not dig deep into his knowledge of the subject to realize that a hothead from Meepus could not possibly speak the language of his forefathers. Could it?

Er… wha.. wha.. what do we say? Will quizzed blue.

‘’Don’t panic you Idiot!’’ it might sense you’re fear… hell even I do!

Blue conjured up a ton of confidence and smoothly replied ‘’Ayubowan..!’’

There was silence in the room for a few moments that seemed to last an eternity.

Hotheads from meepus which require a couple of hundred Kalderon years to develop a fully functioning brain, which is the equivalent of 2 nano seconds on earth, have a tendency to be really intelligent when exposed to other inter galactic atmospheres. There are even rumors within high profile government intelligence agencies of a wormhole opening being at the root of a certain ‘’Theory or relativity’’.

Tragically for the new born hot head the blowing away of the ash on the right side of his brain had made it impossible for it to use its convertamorphis translatutory organ which was badly blown away. This made it impossible for him to learn intergalactic languages in a cohesive way which fed audible data into the convertamorphis translatutory organ in turn resulting in high speed adaptations to alien languages. The hotheads malfunctioning brain ensured that the audible data received were just spat out through his tubelular sucksion orifice.

‘’Maha Emathithuma, booruwek wage ke Gahanna epa…. Sirisa ekke ekathuwela karana weda api danne nehe kiyala hithuwada, Api konde bedapu Chinnoo neve harida do!!!!’’ The Hothead screamed!

Unknown to poor will and blue who were already terrified, the Hothead had tapped into a parliamentary discussion happening miles away through a meepusian process called ‘’eavesdropping’’ .

The full effect of the Viagra overdoes will had taken in just this morning was transcended by his sudden rush of blood from hearing what the Hothead had screamed.

‘’Ughh….’’ Poor will seemed to be gasping for Air.

There was a sudden thud on the wooden floor boards just outside the landing room as will suddenly lost consciousness, the rush of blood too much to bear.

Will!!!! Blue screamed…..

Bluetits rushed to Aid will, who was sprawled on the floor just a few feet away.


With Blue’s back turned on the hothead for a moment, the new born Meepusian lazily turned his head towards the laboratories right wing which contained a huge storage of ammonium hydroxide.

The hothead was now steadily reaching for the ammonium hydroxide containing right wing even as blue tried to shake will into consciousness…….

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