Jayawewa!!

I wonder what our Ministers go through just to get that perfect image for their campaigns. Bloody hell it must keep them up all night, thinking about how the perfect image would get them rolling into parliament. Spare some thought for the poor photographer, this is inherently a pretty shitty job.

Moddaaayaaaa!! Harako….! Kiwwa neda hariyata ganing kiyala……

And imagine how you need the perfect timing to have the president smile, at the perfect angle capturing your rosy face with a fake smile that you find hard to hold constantly coz your left cheek hurts like the butt cheek of a cute prisoner at Welikada. Screw national geographic capturing images of a frog caught mating with a preying mantis at such at an acute angle that the camera had to be virtually stuck between the poor frog’s legs. This task must be harder. And the president usually has so many people around him wanting to be caught on Camera ministers must be wondering.

AiiyoooooOOOO!!…… mooth ennawane methanama **** denna……….

And the screening process itself must be quite amusing I think. Imagine the opposition leader or any other politician going.

Chi….. meke tatte penawa
Apo, behe behe…. Tharahen wage…. Chhoooty lamai baya vei!

And then Eureka!!!

Ahhhhh…. Meka hodai…. Lassanta innawa…… Mage Bicep ekath penawa…..
Ela ela…..