No not the song, accidentally deleted my Blogroll.....
The last 5 minutes have been painful trying to re-establish what seems to be an ocean of shit i like to read, (Shit can be used in the context of ''Good'' by me, hence the statement... ''Good shit'')
Brings me the point of realizing how much we depend on electronic databases...
Numbers on a phone
E mail contact list
ur blog
blogroll
hard disk... years of music, data
internet explorer favourites, ever formatted ur PC and come back to find out that ur 79 fav's are missing.... much of which u don't remember....??
**Fuck it, the machines are already waging a Cold war on humanity**
The best part is we don't even see it coming! Ring the bell's ya morons! this is a state of emergency.... Let's not leave it to Neo, let's screw the machines over with our own counter insurgency.....
Pencils
paper
Glue
typewriters
ink
Bring out the Armoury!!!! **Mel Gibson tone in Braveheart when he screamed his testicals off''
To you who stand with me on this day..... as a brother in battle against these ruthless machines you will forever be with me in paradise where i swear to share half of the virgins waiting on me!!!
Off to manually back up my phone numbers on my planner.....
Based on the Whacksters first comment on this post, i am willing to throw in an extra virgin in paradise to anyone who can come up with a way of manufacturing pencils, paper, glue etc. without the use of any machines..... May God be with you in this great cause!!
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i hope this bell is not electronic. but the machines are already winning. seeing as ur communicating the need to fight them through machines.. we'll all be salves if we arent already! and u need machines to make pencils, pens and glue.. theyv got us every way we turn man
ReplyDeletesometimes when machines and all electronic gadgets and phones fail me.. I too think we're way too dependent on these...and when things are fixed, I'm back to being super dependent.. sigh.. what to do...
ReplyDeleteif not for what we have now, gone will be days with cars on the roads..we'll still be in bullock carts! Now that, would be difficult!! ;)
Damned machines *kicks*
ReplyDeletewhack, Hhhmm.... Back to the drawing board!
ReplyDeleteLd, Heeeyy! What's wrong wit the good ol bullock carts?? kinda miss seeing them around....
Sab,;0.... mmpphh... me balls!