This impoverished state of mind can’t seem to find the way of this random thing that aren’t quite happening to me but I believe in this destiny of another world. Make believe, trapping things from within the richness and goodness of the surrounding stratosphere impeding upon the evil of the universe.
This is the story of Quentin Harry. The Lazy bastard can’t seem to find a hole to creep into and yet he can find plenty of milkshake to drink, sometimes I wonder if he’s mad but then he justifies his position on the whole milkshake scenario as if to make me look like a demented moron. The war of milkshakes shall be doused in the banana plains with flying banana milkshakes one might assume, yet it is in the unsuspecting toilet pits of Damascus that one can truly find peace and liberty not the banana plains surely?
Why not? Quizzed poor Quentin’s half brother who seems to suffer from insomnia and a bite from a rabid goat while he was leisurely taking a Saturday afternoon crap down Kelani River!
It just goes to show that we are but one, abiding in the same shittyness that makes our existence that much more special? Ever wondered the destiny of that poor piece of shit? No not Quentin man, im talking about the piece of shit that his half brother let rip on the kelani. Drifting into oblivion with nothing to impede upon it. The wide vast oceans before it, true freedom! Sure down river it may be, but a destiny of the oceans lies before him with the unknown starting back, what a great adventure for one little piece of shit! Yet here I am typing this in office wondering what exactly can I do to feel this way, feeling like shit so I have just proved is not always bad…. Truly freedom can be found in strange places!
The massai might have it good eating Zebra all day, but do you want to be running around with pointy sticks and shouting loo loo loo with rings on your lips that threatens to ensure you taste the dirt! I mean for god sakes what’s so fricking exotic about that?? I mean, is it really cool to be free like the Massai living off the land and shit, take a step back and think about it…… how would you feel or what would you say when you take a stroll in the morning no sneakers to protect and you step on a fresh leopard dropping, it squeeshes underneath your foot and the closest river is 6 miles away and the grass is all you got to wipe ur foot on, leaving traces of leopard shit between your toes! So…. Do you want to be part of the Massai?? Oh so you think that’s cool eh? Hermit!
Brings me to the point of Hitler, a man who I think was great. Why great you may wonder after killing all those Jews. Good question. We’ve all fucked something up or someone up at some point. But has anyone fucked up so much in human history! Here’s a man who has done absolutely everybody in someway…. Wow! Crazy bastard but hey, can anyone match that?
Boy scouts piss me off man, what a bunch of pussies trying to be the outdoor types. Please….. you can’t play sports so you pretend to act cool by tying 25 types of knots! Shit that should get you laid someday I guess?
Ahh, all this has been very therapeutic to say the bloody least, was encouraged by the whackster to do this. Well, didn’t quite do it to the same extreme extent where nothing makes sense, something he likes to do on a regular basis. But fuck the boy scouts!!
Trample shit if it makes you happy
Take a bath on the kelani,
And remember nobody knows…. if the Massaii are actually happy with Saggy boobs, so let’s not assume….
Take care and God bless Ameri…. Sri Lanka
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Hahahaharr...now that was a refreshing read! welcome back.. and here, i need that book on sunday yo.. i suppose the masai were born that way and leopard poo was something they learnt to avoid. also, i believe they use a mixture of cow blood and milk for refreshment. and well if you look at the sewer systems, most of the pieces of shit we excrete probably end up in a vast space of water, but there remains something to be said for going it alone... hmm inspirational, that.
ReplyDeleteyou shall have the book on sunday mate, glad it was refreshing! amazing what shit does to you eh? lol
ReplyDeletelets all strive to be that lil peice of shit in our pown very special way dude!