Thursday, January 15, 2009

For everything else there’s VISA

Getting beaten to a pulp by Rupavahini employees, priceless!

The rush of adrenaline you feel when a reporter throws a shoe at you, priceless!

The funky high of having illegal sex on a Dubai beach, priceless!

The shock of a foreign newspaper addressing you by the name of a dead former prime minister whilst being the wife of the president, priceless!

Hearing ‘’Yo Mama so cheap, she couldn’t afford an abortion and now I’m stuck paying your child support’’ on a Sinhalese version of ‘’Yo Mama’’ on Sirasa, priceless!

You highjack a tanker, hold everyone hostage, negotiate a multi million dollar release; the world is on its knees, the Saudis agree to pay but before you know it you die trying to turn a small speed boat! Dumb ass!! Priceless!

There are something’s money can’t buy…….. For everything else there VISA
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  1. SabbyJanuary 15, 2009 at 5:05 PM

    Heehee...the last one with the boat is so ironic. They didn't live a day to enjoy their well earned (haha) money.

    Nice post.

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  2. UnknownJanuary 15, 2009 at 6:18 PM

    lol! good stuff!

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  3. GehanJanuary 15, 2009 at 6:36 PM

    aargh! u beat me to it! was gnna write abt them idiot hijackers too! hilarious huh? :D

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  4. TheWhacksteRJanuary 15, 2009 at 7:10 PM

    dude! stealing an oil tanker and then capsizing in a motorboat! getting away with a cool billion dollars taken from greedy sri lankans? does that have a price ? :)

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  5. myprerogativeJanuary 15, 2009 at 7:55 PM

    @ Sab, tanku... poor goons... they never win!

    auf, :-P

    Gehan, lol... wonder which is funnier CNN or the tonight show??
    i see you've beaten me to serenading the women in the blogsphere!! sesxy fingers......?

    Whack, Holy Tapioca!!! How did i forget that....???? well actually ppl paid quite a lot to see that shit happen!

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  6. realskullzeroJanuary 15, 2009 at 8:00 PM

    oohh man...hilarious...

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  7. GehanJanuary 15, 2009 at 8:04 PM

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  8. GehanJanuary 15, 2009 at 8:04 PM

    lol i had kno idea there was a race to serenade da blogosphere..! besides im quite sure st.fallen beat everyone to it..

    as for sesxy fingers.. im still scratchin my head abt tat one... :D

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  9. DeeJanuary 15, 2009 at 9:15 PM

    Good one! hehehehe

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  10. Lady divineJanuary 16, 2009 at 12:07 PM

    hahaa. good one indeed!

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  11. myprerogativeJanuary 16, 2009 at 12:26 PM

    Dee, LD, Rsz, Muchas Gracias!

    Gehan, nuf with the false humility :P :P

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