I Hate This Date

Poya
There's nothing more irritating than realizing that its poya whilst on the way to the beach for a nice cold beer or booze. Worse still, She finally says ''Oki lets hang out'', how about catching a movie??.... and it's Poya.

Easter
The foods good, i love it. But the thought of spending an afternoon with relations that are bordering being serious alcoholics and equally shallow can take its toll on me. Don't really like Easter for this reason, my lack of choice in the matter of attending these family functions are the root cause I've realized.

Sunday
It just reminds me that tomorrow happens to be Monday. How bad can it get.

Valentines Day
I mean screw the fact that I'm single, don't really give a rats arse about any of it. But when you have to play Secret Valentine at office, that's when it irritates you. The fact is that last year i got 'Upul' a 40 year old married man with 3 kids and this makes it that much more irritating. Confession time, this is what i did. I got a crap 100 rupee chocolate from this tasteless woman, and i eased into the strategy of craftily passing the same chocolate to upul. But then, i realized.... Upul will never know if i didn't give him anything coz its secret Valentine.... hey! I'm the victim here, at least upul got laid that day... i think...

St Patricks Day
You turn on the TV and there's drunken Irish men having a ball of a time whilst you are stuck to eating kottu rotty in front of the TV watching them. in Ur stupor some curry falls on your clean white shirt which you were too lazy to take off coz u were hungry FOR KOTTU on ST PATRICKS DAY!

Bank Holidays
We all know that bankers are irritating blood sucking bastards. But to have them mock you at the fact that your stuck at work running pivot charts while they are hanging out by a pool with a long island is is is is...... Blood sucking bastards!

That's not bad, after trying hard that's all the negativity i could muster! that should mean that i have a hell of a time the rest of the time which is about 95% it seems. Not bad!

I hereby Tag the whackster, Mathawadaa, Jerry, and anybody else's blog i will be reading today! Get the negativity out dude.....

Bad Day!

No not the song, accidentally deleted my Blogroll.....
The last 5 minutes have been painful trying to re-establish what seems to be an ocean of shit i like to read, (Shit can be used in the context of ''Good'' by me, hence the statement... ''Good shit'')

Brings me the point of realizing how much we depend on electronic databases...
Numbers on a phone
E mail contact list
ur blog
blogroll
hard disk... years of music, data
internet explorer favourites, ever formatted ur PC and come back to find out that ur 79 fav's are missing.... much of which u don't remember....??

**Fuck it, the machines are already waging a Cold war on humanity**

The best part is we don't even see it coming! Ring the bell's ya morons! this is a state of emergency.... Let's not leave it to Neo, let's screw the machines over with our own counter insurgency.....

Pencils
paper
Glue
typewriters
ink

Bring out the Armoury!!!! **Mel Gibson tone in Braveheart when he screamed his testicals off''

To you who stand with me on this day..... as a brother in battle against these ruthless machines you will forever be with me in paradise where i swear to share half of the virgins waiting on me!!!

Off to manually back up my phone numbers on my planner.....

Based on the Whacksters first comment on this post, i am willing to throw in an extra virgin in paradise to anyone who can come up with a way of manufacturing pencils, paper, glue etc. without the use of any machines..... May God be with you in this great cause!!