Why I’m Glad (Not for Long!)

Now, this might sound like a chauvinistic attempt to justify why men are better off without women,
But the fact of the matter is that I need to voice my opinion before I hit that part of the cycle again, the part which makes feel like ‘’Life is not better without them’’,

‘’The Cycle’’ itself is quite fascinating,
It starts for most men in their early teens (if this is not the case, you might end up marrying Mangala Samaraweera whilst having a soft spot for Elton John or end up a mad fat bimbo of a chef/cross dresser like Koluu) when they feel the need for a girl, once they have them, they get tired of them, they let go, they feel free, as time passes by, the cycle continues, they want them again. I’m currently in the ‘’feel free’’ part of the cycle, with ‘’wanting them’’ fast approaching….. need to write what this feels like before it evaporates!
Been a realist I know I’d be soon be saying… naaaaaagh!!!! I didn’t write that…… no way!

Now…….
doesn’t it feel so darn good when you are watching Arsenal Play Manchester United without the potential threat of a phone call!! For crying out loud…! The dates been fixed on my calendar for 6 freaking months….. Can you believe the nerv some women have to ask given such circumstances, ‘’is Football more important???’’
I would not be doing justice to my Dialog GSM calendar which has the dates circled in big black bold letters!!

Actually having to explain why you opt to have a beer with the boys rather than watching the 5th season of sex & the city for the 8th time over is unjustifiable….

And to have you disturbed while studying for an exam that cost you 3 months pay, simply to find out that The Ellen show is on is crazy! Hell yeah CIM is more important….

Carmen Elektra pops on the screen, you smile! (how can you not smile when you see the goddess of all lap dancers pop up on TV???)
& you have to spend the next 3 hours explaining why, GF is not chubby, why you are not into Carmen Elektra anymore & how if you had the choice you’d select GF over Carmen Elektra, valuable time lost which could have been spent watching the 5th season of sex & the city for the 10th time over.

I know it’s important to keep telling someone why you love them, but having to be creative whilst answering the question ‘’why do you love me’’ for the 16th time on the same day is ludicrous,

Guys Pls help add to ‘’why I’m Glad’’
Gals, I don’t mean this shit…. It’s just a snapshot in time…. The cycle’s in progress as we speak…..