The Cockteaser

The weekend was off to the usual bang! (Which translates to me being stuck with 3 or 4 other guys working on some form of assignment that is so remotely placed from anything ''fun'' that it makes Siberia seem just a mile away from the sexy beaches of Pattaya). Whilst most 22 year olds were ''getting it on'' after a long week on Friday night & into the wee hours of Saturday, i was stuck trying to convince myself that i was having more fun reading, discussing, typing & hopelessly trying to understand the irritatingly monotonous world of International Trade Law.
3 Cups of Coffee, 4 Gold leafs (A cigarette that most Sri Lankan P****s refuse to admit as their humble begining before they actually were able to afford Cartier), 1 bottle of coke & only 9 pages of material later we decided to call it a night. Time - 3am.

A beautiful morning bought with it the agonizingly UGLY voice of my host at 6 F***** am. After being man handled into getting into study mode, we were at it by 6.30am again. Filled with illusion, the new day bought with it the hope of finishing off what we had started the night before.
Now for all of those who are wondering WTF all this horses**t has to do with a cock teaser, (the definition of which will be shared later) pls bear in mind that the agony of the preceding night & day needs to be shared, so that you too may understand the distress that was to follow. More Coffee, fags (no i do not do faggots, it means cigarettes for those who were almost feeling their skin crawl in disgust) & hard work later, we were done!

It was now 6pm & time to make up for lost time last night! After helping ourselves to a couple of chilled beers & watching the English humiliate themselves in Twickenam again, we were off to a new place in town that i really didn't care about as long as there was cheap booze!! I was to be proven wrong, for worse was to come. Unknown to me & my sorry buddies (who along with me really didn't know the price of booze in this ''New Place'') the the biggest cockteaser was approaching the same location.

Now i know this really is a commonly used term, but for the benefit of all readers..... a Cockteaser is a female that indulges in teasing members of the opposite sex, However she so does it in such a way that the opposite sex knows that the eventuality is that nothing material would ever transpire.

She reminded me of my Childhood, when the sight of a wringling fish at the end of a makeshift fishing rod woulod send shivers up my body.... i Delighted in it! She too wringgled to the tune of the music with such elegant vigour that it became known to all who were there that she was one of them, the dreaded clan of cockteasers!

Now! the sadest part is that no decent guy with any sanity would have ever walked up to her.... for she was politically connected via her group of frieds. I was careful not to stare for i valued my life (Frankly, I'm too broke to be paying any Hospital bills at the moment)
4 guys, 25,000 Rs, not a single dance with one of the opposite sex & a whole night secretly staring at the cockteaser later we decided to call it quits! The cockteaser had won the battle..... This night at least.... for it is the Cockteasers sole objective to agonize guys like us all night long.
She gave us very little respite, we the weary four.